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Buy versus Lease Analysis

Buy

The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows: After 5 years of marriage,he paid her $49 million. Assuming he shared sex every night during their 5 year relationship it ended up costing him $26,849 per occurrence. This is Heather.

Heather Mills

Lease

On the other hand, New York Governor Elliot Spitzer's hooker, Kristen, an absolute stunner, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything! This is Kristen.

Kristen

Had McCartney 'employed' Kristen, he would have paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a $41.7 million savings).

Additional leasing value-added benefits include: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, no bitching or complaining or 'honey-do' lists. Best of all, she leaves after her performance and comes back when asked. All at one-seventh the cost, and without legal fees or unflattering media exposure.

Sometimes leasing just makes more sense.

April 1, 2009

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